(Source: tonysassy)

I’m just not the hero type. Clearly.

(Source: starkked)

(Source: itsthatunique)

I’m so sorry I put you in harm’s way…

I am Iron Man.

I know that it’s confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I’m a superhero. That would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I’m just not the hero type. Clearly.